It's not me, it's you!

A disaster date! That's what it was. Everything went wrong. Don't remember when I have been so quiet, morose and regretful in my entire life.

Don't think I am built for the entire dating business. There are just too many expectations in the deal.

And what the hell is so great about dating? I'd rather sit home alone and spend some time with myself. Better than having to hear you bickering away and face your crazy mood swings and paranoid behaviour... The entire thing about not knowing what you want. Think I'll be sick!

Why can't you just make up your mind? Quit acting liking a freaking kid and make up your mind.

In fact I don’t care. You can live your life the way you want to.

I am through with you!